Angel squints and tilts his head, obviously considering the question. "Surprisingly, the chances are more than zero. But probably not by much.
"So, what you're saying is... for your next birthday, I should get you a better crossbow, without a faulty trigger," he teased. "Got it."
He sighed at the idea that Buffy would forever think he was even remotely suave. It was exhausting trying to keep it up. But before he can comment, she starts talking about her other surprise for him, and really, she's lucky they've already left the cemetery, or he'd be hard-pressed not to push her up against a convenient headstone or mausoleum wall and ravish her. It wouldn't be the first time.
"You," he intones seriously, "are a horrible tease. You realize my apartment is still a dozen blocks away, right?" He very pointedly doesn't look at her while he says it, because if he does, he knows... well, he's not quite sure what he'll do, but he's sure it will be something not at all decent for a public area like the street.
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Angel squints and tilts his head, obviously considering the question. "Surprisingly, the chances are more than zero. But probably not by much.
"So, what you're saying is... for your next birthday, I should get you a better crossbow, without a faulty trigger," he teased. "Got it."
He sighed at the idea that Buffy would forever think he was even remotely suave. It was exhausting trying to keep it up. But before he can comment, she starts talking about her other surprise for him, and really, she's lucky they've already left the cemetery, or he'd be hard-pressed not to push her up against a convenient headstone or mausoleum wall and ravish her. It wouldn't be the first time.
"You," he intones seriously, "are a horrible tease. You realize my apartment is still a dozen blocks away, right?" He very pointedly doesn't look at her while he says it, because if he does, he knows... well, he's not quite sure what he'll do, but he's sure it will be something not at all decent for a public area like the street.